Money Money Money....

*to be sung in the style of Abba's "Money Money Money"

I work all night, I work all day
To pay the dvds i wanna play
Ain't it sad
And there still never seems to be a penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd go rushing to the mall

Money money money
Must be funny
For a rich man's girl
Money money money
Give it to me
I want the friggin world!

aahaaaaa.....

A dad like that is hard to find
But still i can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't belanja me
And that's too bad
So I must leave, I have to go
To Genting Highlands or Singapore
And win a fortune
My life will never be the same....

Money money money
I need it baby
For my dvds...
Money money money
Buy me cds...
Or get me the friggin world!

aaahaaa.....

Money money money
I want more money
Though i'm a rich man's girl
Money money money
Someone give me
Though i'm a rich man's girl

(ps: don't think i'm boasting bout it... but the fact is i got my first paycheck today after 1 month of working!! 400 bucks! i don't know what to do with it.... besides the lotr extended version dvd set which i've been saving for and only have to use 100 bux of the 400..)

The race of superhumans....

Ladies and ladies....
After 3 weeks of painstaking, back-breaking, bone-clenching, jaw-breaking weeks of working at an accounting firm
(aka nava and associates send all your accounting needs to them eventhough you prob can't see their signboard because the friggin mpk said it was too big by standards at first but now it's so small you prob need a telescope to view it properly)
i have come to the conclusion...

that this incredibly not endangered species
numberso ilovetocountis
is officially...
SUPERHUMAN

*star wars theme song plays in background*

yes, ladies and germs it's official...
i viewed it with my own already red eyes
the horror, the agony, the torture
that is being an accountant...
all day...
schedule, after schedule...
bank after journal after cash vouchers
not to mention the photocopying and...
papercuts

*person reading this should gasp now for full incredibly amazed effect*

yes...
they deal with this...
and march on..
continuing with their work as if nothing happens...
being swallowed, eaten alive
by these other predators
cliento iruletheworldis
"is this what you said?"
"no... i said bla bla bla"
"you can't do that it's illegal"
"i pay you to do my accounts not be my lawyer"

*alfred hitchcock movie theme playing in background as the big boss aka my mom walks into scene*

"what seems to be the problem?"
"he...he...he won't listen..."
"oh... he won't?"

*5 minutes later after spending some time in my mom's discussion room*

"you can do whatever you want with my accounts... just don't send me in there again!"

*evil smirk befalls mom's employee*

and then... it happens...
the once harmless useless species..
becomes a predator...

"vickee...come here..."
and i, the substitutous pitymeus
walk off... with files... and files...
and files...
to photocopy, write, and send for approval...

haih.... the numberso ilovetocountis....
what a marvelous creature...

(please note points have been exaggerated for blogging purposes)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn....or scorned...

Today i learnt a valuable lesson.
Never ever ever ever diss an overworked woman....
All i did was try and play gta san andreas....
Now that wasn't too bad was it?!

But no....
My overworked wife decided to go wonky on me...
And so i started seeing stripes and strange colours
instead of the usual elven maiden warcraft wallpaper
i have as my desktop screensaver....

I felt sad...
so so so sad...
and so i tried cheering her up
by giving her new colour
and a new resolution....
and you know what?

she agreed!
and she warned me that
i had to end the affair
with my graphic card boyfriend...

shit happens,
life hurts you, and it can kill you...
but how do you part with something
you've loved for 4 years?
it's not possible!
it's...it's inhuman!

but my wife understood this...
and decided...
to let me keep him.
but i had to promise not to see him that often
and that i had to devote more of my time to her...

of course she doesn't know about my compaq laptop mistress so..........

hitchhiker's guide to galaxy

watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it........

there have i convinced you?
no??

well... that won't do....
let's try this again....

watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it........

*recite this to yourself 1000 times*

there....

NOW GO AND GET YOUR BUTT OUT THERE AND WATCH IT!

(my blog posts are becoming insignificant, i know....)

Me getting jobs....

Yeah, you read correctly...
I, Vickee the incredible wonderful amazing unbelievable...
Am getting 2 jobs.....

My brains are fried from doing nothing
So i figured what the hey

No la... actually it's more like helping
I ain't getting paid nothing..
But coffee and food muah ha ha ha

I'll be working for my mom...
Doing accounts
Which i still loathe and despise
Despite what everyone says about how wonderful it is
Actually.... i doubt i'll be calculating.
Apparently it's taxation period or some period accountants hate right now
And she's short-handed....
Trainee's ain't working well yet... inexperienced and all that jazz

Then, i'll be working for Aunty Param, my mom's best friend..
At her kindergarten.
I was there at the beginning of the year
And i tell you
I SALUTE her man..............
Should've seen the first few days
It was nuts!!!!!
They pee-d on the floor
They cried to no end
I was continously assaulted by a 3 year old
who clawed me and whacked me and nearly threw a chair at me
not that it was painful but still
it's like packing the earth's atmosphere into a tin can...
when you open it the whole thing explodes!!!

He he he can't wait....
Apparently they're all better now...
note the APPARENTLY....
See they're like angels in front of her
but the moment she leaves
I get the worst of it
Mainly because i don't scold them
I reason....
Not that it works.................................

ps: attn mich and lynn and maiya.... how did you ppl do that to your blogs? i mean the background and the designs?? it's so cool!!!!!

conversation with myself...again...

*yo.. haven't seen you in a while*
yeah...where ya been?

*oh, nowhere... just your sub-concious*
What were you doing in my sub-c may i ask?

*no you may not ask*
i'm gonna ask you anyway what were you doing there?

*why are you pestering me?*
you're making me pester you that's why

*is pester even a word?*
do you even exist?

*hey that hurts...*
ooooh.... how painful

*that was just bitchy*
shut up you're the bitchy one

*you got a messed up brain*
since you live in it, yeah it must be messed up

*it was waaaaay more messed up till i came along*
oh really? fat lot of organizing you did

*oh yeah?!*
yeah

*oh yeah?!*
what are you three years old?

*you're talking to your brain you tell me who's the three year old*
shut up

*i got a gift*
a gift?! what gift? messing up people's brains?

*i'm a wise man*
you said it yourself your intelligence was never appreciated

*i did not*
yes you did

*did not!*
did so

*did not did not did not did not did.....*
did so to the power of infinity

*that's 1*
who says? you never took math in college

*neither did you*
yeah but...

*ha ha no reply ha ha*
shut up bitch

*ooooh...i'm soooo scared*
geez... you really are a 3 year old

*mommy help me*
grrrrrr

*muah ha ha ha you can't win*
no... but i can shut you up

*eh?*
i'm gonna go to sleep

*wait..wait let's be reasonable*
you MUST be joking

*no..you can't do this*
zzzzz

*log in failed, systematic error, bzzt bzzt, shut down, overload...*

and i sleep happily ever after...the end...

ahhh... the princes of wales.... both good looking... but i prefer price harry....he he he :) 

He he he....

Bet all of you are wondering what the heck is wrong with this girl posting pictures of decently attractive men on her blog and not yappin away about how yucky life is?

Well, i figured, if i can swear about this friggin life, why can't i share simple pleasures... like attractive men everyone wants to meet but knows it's close to impossible to do so :P

Yeah yeah my guy friends are whacking me about it but hey.... it's my blog....

psssst... don't worry i'll post some pretty ladies up there soon too....

J from 5ive... man he was(still is) soooo good looking, and my inspiration to get an eyering!! come to think of it, all of em were good looking, and the music was superb while it lasted